VENUS FLYTRAPLADY VENUS FLYTRAPS
EDUCATIONAL CARNIVOROUS GIFTS
FAMILY FUN ATTRACTS ALL AGES
BUG ME BABY!! FEEDME IF U DARE?
VENUS FLYTRAPLADY VENUS FLYTRAPS
EDUCATIONAL CARNIVOROUS GIFTS
FAMILY FUN ATTRACTS ALL AGES
BUG ME BABY!! FEEDME IF U DARE?
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"VENUS FLYTRAP COUNTRY" MYTH
IT WAS SAID MANY MOONS AGO
A RAGING WHITE FLAMED METEORITE
STREAKS PAST "VENUS"
LIKE A SHOOTING STAR BURNING THROUGHOUT SPACE TO IT'S FINAL DESTINATION
CRASH LANDING ON A BEAUTIFUL BLUE PLANET
US HUMANOIDS CALL "EARTH" (URth)
BUMPING & BOUNCING ALONG THE SOUTH EAST COAST OF NORTH AND SOUTH CAROLINA
CREATING CAROLINA BAY'S OF
SOGGY BOGGY BOTTOM WETLANDS
LEAVING BEHIND IN IT'S MAGNETIC TAIL-OF-A-TRAIL
UNEARTHLY LITTLE GREEN EXTRATERRESTRIALS
SENT FROM ABOVE & BEYOND
TO THE WILD WETLAND BOGS
NOW KNOWN AS "FLYTRAP COUNTRY"
VENUS FLYTRAPS ARE NATIVE ONLY TO
EAST COAST BOGS OF THE CAROLINAS
WITHIN 90 MILE RADIUS of our "PORT CITY" WILMINGTON, NC.
VENUS FLYTRAPS ARE CARNIVORES
INSECTIVOROUS MEAT-EATERS
WHO CAN ACTUALLY LURE, CAPTURE & EAT
“LIVE” INSECTS, "BUGS" THAT IS!
WHEN A BUG SMELLS A VENUS FLYTRAPS DELICIOUS ENTICING SWEET COTTON CANDY SCENT
THE UNSUSPECTING VICTIM CAN'T RESIST
CLIMBING ONBOARD THEIR JUICYRED
WIDE OPEN MOUTH, "SNAPPERTRAPPER" TRAPS
IN 1/10TH OF A SECOND
"SPINYSTEEL TOOTH "SNAPPERTRAPPERS" SNAPS SHUT!!
IF YOU WERE TO LISTEN CLOSELY YOU COULD ACTUALLY HEAR THEIR SNAPPING SOUNDS
SNAP! TRAP!
BUG-A-BOO I GOTU!
YUMMY 2 MY TUMMY
ITS SUPPATIME!
VENUS FLYTRAPS JUST LOVE 2 BE BUGGED!
BUG ME BABY! FEED ME IF U DARE?
VENUS FLYTRAPS EXUDES A LOT OF ENERGY
TO CAPTURE THEIR PREY/SUPPER
EACH TRAP EATS A FEW TIMES THEN TURNS
BLACK/ EXPIRES MAKING WAY FOR NEW GROWTH
VENUS FLYTRAPS LIVE IN NUTRIENT POOR SOIL
SUCH AS PEAT/SAND, WITH AN ACID PH4-6
THEY THRIVE IN WARM HUMID WEATHER
GROWING ON THE SOUTHERN PLAINS
FEW TREES/BUSHES
VENUS FLYTRAPS ARE ALSO ADAPTED TO WILDFIRES THAT CLEAR SHRUB FROM BENEATH LONGLEAF PINES OF THEIR NORTH CAROLINA HOME
WHICH CONTRIBUTES TO THEIR SURVIVAL
BEING CARNIVOROUS FOR SURVIVAL
VENUS FLYTRAPS EAT “LIVE” MEAT
INSECTS SUCH AS FLIES, SPIDERS, MOSQUITOES
ANY SMALL "BUG", INSECT
WILL DO FOR A TASTY MEATYMEAL
THANKFULLY VENUS FLYTRAPS
DO NOT EAT HUMANOIDS!
MARVEL AT THEIR UNBELIEVABLE
BIZARRE ENTERTAINING PERFORMANCE
IN THE CARNIVOROUS "LITTLE BOG OF HORRORS"
OF "FLYTRAP COUNTRY"
WITNESS AS "SNAPPERTRAPPER"TRAPS
TIGHTLY SQUEEZE BUGS
JUICY NATURES NOURISHING NECTAR
AS THEIR DIGESTIVE ENZYMES DEVOUR
THEIR UNSUSPECTING PREY
LEAVING BEHIND ONLY AN EMPTY
“SKELETONSKIN-SPITOUT"
BUG ME BABY! YUMMY2MY TUMMY
"FEED ME" GIMME SOME MEAT2EAT! IF U DARE?
WHEN VENUS FLYTRAPS CAPTURE UNSUSPECTING PREY THEIR TRAPS REMAIN CLOSED FOR 12HRS DIGESTING "SUPPATIME"
SOON TRAPS REOPEN READY AND
ANXIOUS 2 PERFORM AGAIN
COME SPRINGTIME VENUS FLYTRAPS PRODUCE
LONG STALKED WHITE FLOWER CLUSTERS
THAT PRODUCE BLACKSEEDS/“PODPOPPERS”
BORN TINY VENUS FLYTRAP “PYGMY BIDDYBABYS”
UPON MATURITY VENUS FLYTRAPS STAND
ABOUT 3” TALL WITH SEVERAL HUNGRY
"SNAPPERTRAPPER" TRAPS
VENUS FLYTRAPS ARE PERENNIAL PLANTS
CAN WITHSTAND TEMPS -10F. IN NATURAL HABITAT TEMPS ARE RARELY BELOW 32F
DURING WINTER DORMANCY VENUS FLYTRAPS
GROWTH SLOWS TO ACCOMMODATE
"SLEEPYTIME"/"HIBERNATION REJUVENATION"
BUT NEVER FEAR, COME SPRINGTIME
VENUS FLYTRAPS "SPRING" BACK INTO ACTION
ANXIOUS AND READY 2 PERFORM
BEING A BOG PLANT, VENUS FLYTRAPS ARE "WATERBABYS"
THEY LOVE WATER AS MUCH AS
THE DESERT LOVES RAIN!
IF WATER SUPPLY DRIESUP
VENUS FLYTRAPS WILL NOT SURVIVE
CARNIVOROUS/MEAT-EATING/INSECTIVOROUS
VENUS FLYTRAP "PET" PLANTS ARE FAR-OUT FAMILY FUN EDUCATIONAL EXPERIENCE INVOLVING
"THE SCIENCE OF DISCOVERY"
THE UNIQUE VENUS FLYTRAP
( DIONAEA MUSCIPULA)
HAS ASTOUNDED PEOPLE SINCE 1750
ROYAL GOVERNOR OF N.C. ARTHUR DOBBS REMARKED HOW STRANGE & UNUSUAL IT IS
EVEN CHARLES DARWIN, IN 1892
HIS BOOK, "INSECTIVOROUS PLANTS"
DEPICTED THE VENUS FLYTRAP AS
"ONE OF THE MOST WONDERFUL PLANTS "
"IN THE WORLD"!!
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PROPAGATED TISSUE CULTURE
EMAIL: vftl@outlook.com
SEE THE WORLDS MOST UNUSUAL LITTLE BOG of HORRORS
IN THEATERS SOON!
"HAPPYFACE"
"U R LIVINGREEN
IN WILDS OF
"FLYTRAP COUNTRY"
COME JOIN
SING-ALONG-GREENSONG
"IAM HAPPYFACE"
TURN YOUR FROWN
UPSIDE DOWN BECOME "HAPPYFACE" TOO!
COME PAY-TWICE-A-DAY
GRATEFUL OMAGE WAY
ALLLLLL-ABOARD
THE HAPPYHEART MAJIKAL"UsBus”
"RISE" UPUP&AWAY
"MEDITATION LEVITATION STATION"
LINKED THRU oUR EVERBURNING UNIVERSALINKED HEART2HEART
DIVINE SPARK
OF ONENESS WITHIN THE(GREENChakra)
FIRED-UP IN DIVINE "IN"TERVENTION "IN"FUSION IGNITION
CONNECTION 2THE
SECRET SACRED SEVEN"RAINBOW-ALOVE"
oUR chURch WITH"IN"
CONNECT2"TheeCOMING"
"BrightWhiteLoveLight”
RIDE THE "BigWaveBoomerang"of EnlightINment! LINKED2TheUniversaLOVELINK”LOVECONNECTION"
2ALL THAT IS
"LIVINGREEN"
ENLIGHT"IN"MENT
"DO DANCE OF THE
"BIGWAVE BOMERANG"
HELP CHANGE HUMAN2KIND
HELP BUILD THE
"RAINBOW-A-LOVE BRIDGE"
COME ONE! COME ALL!
LIGHT"IN"UP “HAPPYFACE”2
HUMANOID URTHLINKS
"KEEPERS OF URth"
Our SURVIVAL OF SPECIES
HAS BEEN HEARD
AND ANSWERED
SOS SOS SOS
...---..., ...---..., ...---...
AS URthLINKS USHERS "IN" THEE UTOPIAN "NEWAGEWAVE"
OF "AQUARI"US"
"LIVINGREEN"
THE TIME IS NOW!
" VINNY" the "HAPPYFACE" VENUS FLYTRAP
COMING SOON 2 THEATER NEAR YOU!
"HAPPYFACE" "U R LIVINGREEN"
IN"WILDS OF FLYTRAP COUNTRY"
GREETINGS URTHLINKS (EARTH)
I AMMM "VINNY" THE VENUS FLYTRAP
A LITTLE GREEN EXTRATERRESTRIAL
MEAT-EATING/CARNIVORE
ALL THE WAY FROM VENUS THE PLANET OF LOVE
ALONG WITH MY "HAPPYFACE” "TRIBE"
STRANDED HERE ON "URth" (EARTH)
ALONG EAST COAST OF WILMINGTON N.C.
TRYING 2SURVIVE SOGGY BOGGY BOTTOMS
IN THE "WILD'S" OF oUR
"LITTLE BOG OF HORRORS", "FLYTRAP COUNTRY"
MANY IN oUR TRIBE HAVE UNIQUE "MAKERSMARK"
"HEALINGWAVE" CALLINGS
JUST AS MANY URTHLINKS DO
IAMMM BORN WITH MY“MAKERS MARK" of HELPING
THE TRIBE GET-YOUR-MOTOR-RUNNIN' FORWARD
MY DIVINE"HEALINGWAVE"GIFT" OF "PEACEFUL"MAJIK"VIBES"OF
POSITIVE PARADISE "THINKPINK"
"ELECTRIFYING ENLIGHT"IN"MENT FOR
THE "TOTALLY BUGGED-OUT"!
RENEWED "HAPPYFACE"
ONCE I "TUNE-IN" & DON'T LET GO
"BUG-A-BOO-I-GOT-U, SHAKE-IT-OFF
GET-BACK-ON-TRACK
TURN YOUR FROWN UPSIDE DOWN BECOME"HAPPYFACE2"
WALAA MAJIK: SOBEIT! "TRANSFORMATION"
"BUG-ME-BABY"! I WILL STAY "HAPPYFACE"
VENUS FLYTRAPS ACTUALLY LURE CATCH
AND EAT UNSUSPECTING REAL
“LIVE” INSECTS/"BUGS"
DURING "FLYBY"BUGSWARMS, OUT COMES oUR
FRIGHTFUL FEROCIOUS, "ITS SUPPATIME" "WILDSIDE"
AS OUR MILD MANNERED"MEAT-EATING
UNCONTROLABLE CARNIVOROUS BUGGED-OUT BEAST WITHIN "TRANSFORM"
INTO HORRIFIC GHASTLY SAVAGE, FRIGHTFUL "FEED-ME" "BEAST"
AS THOUSANDS OF FRENZIED "SNAPPERTRAPPER"TRAPS
BEGIN "BEAST-FEAST"
"FLYTRAP COUNTRY" COMPLETELY TRANSFORMS INTO A "LITTLE BOG OF HORRORS'
FULL OF SCARY, RAGING, FIERCE "WILD" BEAST
YUMMY 2MY TUMMY! "IT'S SUPPATIME"
VENUS FLYTRAPS JUST LOVE 2BE BUGGED
“BUG ME BABY!” ! FEEDME IF U DARE?
CATCHYA LATER!
"VINNY" THE MEAT-EATING VENUS FLYTRAP IS
VENUS FLYTRAPLADY'S BEST "PET" PLANT EVER!!!
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"HAPPYFACE" "U R LIVINGREEN"
IN "WILDS OF FLYTRAP COUNTRY"
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